More Dan Brown. Sigh.

Dan Brown’s latest book is soon to be published. This is said to be about the freemasons.

He’ll sell lots of books because he knows how to tell a compelling story (no matter how illogical it may be–any novel is bound to be a “page turner” when its chapters are only two pages long!). And he’ll entice the gullible by his gnostic claims (yeah, they’re “fiction,” he says with a wink, but also claims a factual basis for much of his bunk). His nose will continue to grow as he tells whoppers like, “The Christians got holy communion from the Aztecs,” or, “The Church took the name ‘Satan’ from Islam because it was a dirty language,” or “That’s really Mary next to Jesus in the Last Supper!” And he will laugh all the way to the bank.