Kid Suspended for Sniffing Marker

In Colorado, a third grader was suspended for three days (subsequently reduced to one) for the high crime of sniffing a place on his shirt where he had written with a Sharpie marker. A toxicologist says there’s no way anyone could get high off the non-toxic smell. That doesn’t faze the school, which has a “no tolerance” policy.

Gee, imagine the disciplinary chaos that would ensue if schools were still using dittos.